Slow and Steady Shirts

 
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Athena: Because Age Is Overrated Shirt Endearing 26.2 Shirt Run You Run Shirt
Athena: Because Age Is Overrated ShirtEndearing 26.2 ShirtRun You Run Shirt

The Ultra Gator says, "More to love." 

Ultra Gator has an extremely humble friend who was the motivation behind this shirt. The name is to honor her without embarrassing her.

Let's face it, you can't read the little letters that say the runners' names on their bibs. It's a marketing gimmick.

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Volunteer Endearing 13.1 Shirt Mine is Faster than Yours
VolunteerEndearing 13.1 ShirtMine is Faster than Yours

Can you imagine how much entry fees would be if they had to pay for all the helpers?

Ultra Gator has an extremely humble friend who was the motivation behind this shirt. The name is to honor her without embarrassing her.

We all know, or at least hope, that our athlete is faster than someone else. Put your pride on the line and advertise that fact.

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Motivational Support Crew Shirt Roman's Numerals Shirt Chip Time Equal Gun Time Equals Kenyan Shirt
Motivational Support Crew ShirtRoman's Numerals ShirtChip Time Equal Gun Time Equals Kenyan Shirt

"I'll cheer you on, but you're pushing it if you want me to hold your stuff or hand you water."

Ultra Gator knows most people don't start out thinking they can run an ultramarathon or do an iron distance triathlon.

When you cross the start mats, the Kenyans have already passed the first aid station. When you hit the halfway mark, the Kenyans are already showering back in their hotel room. 

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Clydesdale: Because Age Is Overrated Shirt Working My Butt Off To Beat The Cutoff Shirt DNF Shirt
Clydesdale: Because Age Is Overrated ShirtWorking My Butt Off To Beat The Cutoff ShirtDNF Shirt

Did you ever notice there is no height stipulation to Clydesdale weights? A 6'4", chiseled, 180 pound athlete can take the Clydesdale podium every time.

You know there's no beer or burgers left and the entertainers are packing up their instruments, but you will get a time. Yes. You will get a time.

 

The Ultra Gator can personalize this to your personal distance of woe. Use it as motivation to kill the race next year.

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My GPS Says I'm Already Done Shirt Metric System Shirt 65+ Podium Shirt
My GPS Says I'm Already Done ShirtMetric System Shirt65+ Podium Shirt

GPS accuracy makes nearly every marathon a treat for the Ultra Gator in your activities history. GPS numbers can be changed to any distance.

"So, if 5K = 3.1 miles, then it's about 20K to Nana's house." 

I hope the people beating me now don't have functioning joints in 30 years (and I do). 

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Podium Shmodium Shirt I'll Tell You My PR If You Tell Me Your Age Shirt My Pace Group Is The Sag Wagon Shirt
Podium Shmodium ShirtI'll Tell You My PR If You Tell Me Your Age ShirtMy Pace Group Is The Sag Wagon Shirt

"If I didn't have 3 kids, 2 jobs, or a life, I could've placed, too."

 Reeowr!

 

"You can have my chip when they pry it off my cold, dead...you have cookies in there? Sweet! Permission to come aboard, sir." 

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If You Can Read This At Least I Didn't Drown Shirt If You're In My Age Group Make It Quick Shirt It's OK I'm Not In Your Age Group Shirt
If You Can Read This At Least I Didn't Drown ShirtIf You're In My Age Group Make It Quick ShirtIt's OK I'm Not In Your Age Group Shirt

The first half of my last triathlon swim was full of kicking, punching, and biting. Not to mention what other people were doing to me.

One of the downers of triathlon is that ages are marked on the back of everyone's calves; so, you know which people passing you are pushing you down in your age group.

 

One of the joys of triathlon is that ages are marked on the back of everyone's calves; so, you know who you need to pass on that final leg to move up in your age group.

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Ultra Gator Oval Logo Sticker
Ultra Gator Oval Logo Sticker

Looks as good on my wife's minivan as it does on my beater '95 F350.

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