Slow and Steady Shirts

 
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My GPS Says I'm Already Done Shirt Metric System Shirt 65+ Podium Shirt
My GPS Says I'm Already Done ShirtMetric System Shirt65+ Podium Shirt

GPS accuracy makes nearly every marathon a treat for the Ultra Gator in your activities history. GPS numbers can be changed to any distance.

"So, if 5K = 3.1 miles, then it's about 20K to Nana's house." 

I hope the people beating me now don't have functioning joints in 30 years (and I do). 

$20.00

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Podium Shmodium Shirt I'll Tell You My PR If You Tell Me Your Age Shirt My Pace Group Is The Sag Wagon Shirt
Podium Shmodium ShirtI'll Tell You My PR If You Tell Me Your Age ShirtMy Pace Group Is The Sag Wagon Shirt

"If I didn't have 3 kids, 2 jobs, or a life, I could've placed, too."

 Reeowr!

 

"You can have my chip when they pry it off my cold, dead...you have cookies in there? Sweet! Permission to come aboard, sir." 

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If You Can Read This At Least I Didn't Drown Shirt If You're In My Age Group Make It Quick Shirt It's OK I'm Not In Your Age Group Shirt
If You Can Read This At Least I Didn't Drown ShirtIf You're In My Age Group Make It Quick ShirtIt's OK I'm Not In Your Age Group Shirt

The first half of my last triathlon swim was full of kicking, punching, and biting. Not to mention what other people were doing to me.

One of the downers of triathlon is that ages are marked on the back of everyone's calves; so, you know which people passing you are pushing you down in your age group.

 

One of the joys of triathlon is that ages are marked on the back of everyone's calves; so, you know who you need to pass on that final leg to move up in your age group.

$20.00

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Ultra Gator Oval Logo Sticker
Ultra Gator Oval Logo Sticker

Looks as good on my wife's minivan as it does on my beater '95 F350.

$1.00